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한 철학자가 물었다

 

"우린 별을 보기에
인간인가"

 

"아니면 인간이기에
별을 보는가"

 

그보단

 

별들도 인간을 바라볼까?

 

참으로 의문이다

 

이 질문을 던진 것은

 

그것이 이 이야기의
출발점이기 때문

 

150년 전
영국 런던에 위치한

 

왕립 과학아카데미로

 

해괴한 질문을 담은
편지가 날아들었다

 

시골 꼬마가 보낸

 

그 편지를 본 과학자는
장난임을 확신하며

 

문의사항이 너무

 

황당하다는 내용의
답장을 써서

 

'월'이란 마을에 사는
꼬마에게 보내줬다

 

꼬마의 말을 빌리면,
마을 경계에 쳐진

 

그 돌담의 반대쪽엔

 

아주 커다란 비밀이
숨겨져 있다고 한다

 

이건 다른 세상으로
통하는 담이야

 

근데 여길 통과하게
해달라구?

 

네! 솔직히, 숲이잖아요

 

저게 딴 세상 같아요?

 

아뇨, 숲이죠

 

인간 세상하고
다른 게 보여요?

 

아뇨, 왠지 아세요?
숲이니까요!

 

이 담은 수백년간
존재해 왔고

 

이 통로는 수백년간
24시간 지켜져 왔다

 

한마디만 더 하면

 

마을회의에 회부하겠다

 

그렇담
도리가 없군요

 

- 돌아갈 수밖에요
- 잘 생각했어

 

잘 가게, 던스튼

 

아버지한테
안부 전하고

 

멈춰!

 

돌아와!

 

안 살 거면 가요

 

좌판 좀 지켜

 

목이 칼칼해서
한잔하고 올게

 

맘에 들어요?

 

그럼요

 

아뇨, 내 말뜻은...
이 파란색 꽃이요

 

얼마죠?

 

당신 머리카락
색깔이거나

 

3살 이전의
기억일지도 몰라요

 

확인해볼까요?

 

'블루벨'은 사지 마요
이걸 사요

 

'스노드롭'

 

행운을 가져다 줘요

 

그건 얼마죠?

 

이걸 가지려면
내게 키스해요

 

주인 갔죠?

 

이리 와요

 

난 마녀한테 붙잡혀 있는
공주예요

 

구해줄래요?

 

마법에 걸려 있어서
마녀가 죽어야 풀려나요

 

미안해요

 

당신을 못 구하는데
내게 뭘 원하죠?

 

과학자가 틀린 것이다

 

담 너머에는
마법의 왕국

 

'스톰홀드'가
숨겨져 있었다

 

그 젊은이는 영국의
집으로 돌아갔고

 

비밀스러운 모험이
잊혀지기를 바랬다

 

허나, 9개월 후
뜻밖의 선물이 도착했다

 

담에 놓여 있었네

 

사내아기야
이름은 트리스탄

 

스타더스트

 

트리스탄!
꽃 잊지마라

 

챙겼어요
고마워요, 아버지

 

18년이 지났고
아기 트리스탄은

 

출생의 비밀을 모른 채
청년으로 성장했다

 

하지만, 성장 과정은
중요치 않다

 

이는 트리스탄이
모험과 도전을 통해

 

어른이 되는
이야기이니

 

진짜 어른이 되려면

 

사랑하는 여인의
마음을 얻어야 한다

 

왔어!

 

험프리?

 

트리스탄이야

 

내가 가게에 뭘 흘렸니?

 

그게 아니라...

 

트리스탄 쏜

 

낮엔 점원, 밤엔 변태

 

어느 게 진짜 정체지?

 

험프리, 그러지 마

 

불쌍하잖아

 

빅토리아 주려고?

 

펜싱엔 항상
젬병이었지

 

사실, 잘하는 게
있긴 했던가?

 

험프리
이제 그만 해

 

괜찮니?

 

응, 괜찮아

 

- 아침 먹어라
- 늦었어요

 

- 괜찮니?
- 네, 왜요?

 

글쎄다
어젯밤엔 어땠니?

 

아주 좋았어요
끝내줬죠

 

안녕, 트리스탄

 

- 빅토리아
- 설탕 줄래?

 

밀가루랑 계란 한판도

 

어젯밤엔 미안해
험프리가 심했어

 

감자 1포대랑
초콜릿도 줘

 

이따 밤에 만날래?

 

아니, 집에 데려다 줘

 

지금?

 

알았어

 

아버지, 저 짤렸어요

 

아버지, 가게에서
해고됐어요

 

해고됐다구?

 

들었다

 

죄송해요

 

사장님이 옳아요

 

- 빅토리아는 못 오를 나무예요
- 사장이 그랬어? 그렇지 않아

 

어젯밤 일, 궁금해요?

 

끔찍했어요

 

이건 시간 낭비예요

 

난 험프리의
상대가 안돼요

 

트리스탄, 내가 어려서
부러워했던 사람들

 

전부 평범한
삶을 살았다

 

지금 별 볼일 없다 해도
나중 일은 모르는 거야

 

- 내가 분명히...
- 오지 말란 거 알아

 

줄 게 있어
깜짝 선물

 

생일은 1주일이나
남았는 걸

 

- 샴페인은 처음이야
- 나도

 

어쩜, 너무 맛있다!

 

가게 점원이
무슨 돈으로?

 

이젠 아냐

 

참, 들었어
앞으로 뭐 할 거야?

 

잠깐 가게에서
일했던 것뿐인 걸

 

앞으론 하고 싶은 거
맘대로 하고 살 거야

 

저금했던 돈
다 털었겠다

 

어때서?
돈은 또 벌면 돼

 

난 이 마을을 뜰 거야

 

더 큰 세상으로!

 

험프리하고
똑같은 소리네

 

'입스위치'에 가서
반지를 사다 준대

 

'입스위치'?

 

난 런던이나 파리로...

 

반지는 왜?
무슨 반지?

 

내 생일날 청혼한대

 

진짜야?

 

넌 받아줄 거고?

 

'입스위치'까지 가서
반지를 사온다잖아

 

겨우 '입스위치'?

 

너랑 결혼할 수 있다면
난 바다라도 건너겠어

 

다른 대륙으로!

 

- 진짜?
- 응!

 

너와 결혼할 수 있다면

 

미국 금광에 가서

 

금이라도 캐오겠어

 

진심이야

 

아프리카에서 주먹만한
다이아몬드도 캐오고

 

북극에 가서

 

북극곰 머릴
베어 올 수도 있어

 

북극곰 머리?

 

넌 진짜 못 말려

 

우린 너무 달라
집안도 그렇고...

 

가자, 늦었어

 

잠깐만, 샴페인은
다 마셔야지

 

별들이 인간 세상을
보는 걸 알았더라면

 

트리스탄이

 

얼마나 창피했겠는가

 

하지만 다행히도

 

그 순간 모든 별들이

 

담 반대쪽의 세상을
주시하였으니

 

그곳에선 스톰홀드의 왕이
죽음을 앞두고

 

트리스탄의 운명을

 

유언을 하고 있는
순간이었다

 

세컨두스는?

 

오고 있습니다

 

그럼 기다려야지

 

늦어서 죄송합니다
소식 듣자마자 달려왔어요

 

셉티무스

 

프라이무스

 

터티우스

 

이제 후계자를 정하겠다

 

7명의 아들 중에
너희 넷이 살아 있으니

 

그나마 괜찮군
내겐 형제가 12이었다

 

왕위를 차지하려고
전부 다 죽이셨지요

 

저희도 압니다
강하고 용감하셨죠

 

또, 교활했지
교활했기에 살아남았다

 

- 세컨두스
- 네, 아버님

 

밖을 내다봐라
뭐가 보이는지 말해다오

 

왕국이 보입니다

 

스톰홀드 왕국이!

 

- 또?
- 제 왕국인가요?

 

어쩌면
하늘을 봐라

 

- 세컨두스!
- 섹스투스, 쿼투스, 퀸투스

 

살아 있었구나!

 

후계자가 정해져야
이승을 떠날 수 있어

 

내 차지였는데!

 

그래도 얼굴은
멀쩡하잖아

 

내가 죽였다고
아직도 화났어?

 

10년이 지났다구

 

날 죽여서
얻은 게 많지?

 

스톰홀드 왕이 됐잖아

 

참, 형도 죽었지!

 

'우나'?

 

아뇨, 접니다
아버님 아들

 

터티우스요

 

'우나' 공주는 어딨지?

 

행방불명 된지
수년째예요

 

셉티무스?

 

국법에 따르면

 

남자만이 왕위를
계승할 수 있다

 

저도 압니다

 

제가 왜 형들을 두고
누이를 죽이겠어요?

 

전통과는 다른 방법으로
후계자를 정하겠다

 

왕족의 피가 흐르는 남자만이
루비를 찾을 수 있다

 

너희들 중 루비를
찾는 사람이

 

스톰홀드의 새로운
왕이 될게야

 

트리스탄
별똥별이야!

 

너무 아름다워

 

험프리가 사다 줄
반지보다?

 

빅토리아
결혼해준다면

 

담을 넘어가서
저 별을 가져올게

 

그 담은 아무도 못 넘어

 

괜한 소리마

 

진심이야
가져올게

 

널 위해서면
못할 게 없어

 

나만의 별이라...

 

좋아, 약속할게

 

주일 안에 안 돌아오면
험프리랑 결혼할 거야

 

모르모! 엠푸사!
일어나, 빨리!

 

- 왜 그래?
- 별이 떨어졌어

 

바빌론 양초 어딨지?

 

언니가 2백년 전에 썼잖수
기억 안 나?

 

또 구하면 되잖아

 

얼굴뿐만 아니라
정신도 삭았구나

 

쉽게 구할 수 있는
물건이 아냐

 

난 단지...

 

양초를 찾아 헤매다

 

별을 빼앗길 수 있어

 

어리석긴!
시간이 없어

 

걸어서라도 가야 돼

 

모르모
정보가 필요해

 

점괘대로라면 별은
100마일 거리에 있어

 

백년을 기다렸는데
며칠 더 못 기다릴까

 

누가 다녀올지
정하자

 

- 콩팥이야
- 나는 간

 

난 심장!

 

남은 별을 사용해

 

- 별로 없네
- 곧 가득 차게 될 거야

 

던스튼 쏜

 

- 이번엔 어림없어
- 트리스탄예요

 

아버질 빼다 박았군

 

자네도
담을 넘어가려고?

 

꿈 깨고 돌아가

 

누가 넘었는데요?

 

아니, 없었어

 

이 담은 아무도 못 넘어

 

자네도 알잖아

 

알아요
아무도 못 넘죠

 

그럼 전 그냥 갈게요

 

그래

 

잘 가게, 트리스탄

 

아버지한테
안부 전하고

 

냉큼 돌아가

 

인기척이 들려서...
다쳤어?

 

괜찮아요

 

- 또 험프리냐?
- 아뇨

 

담 지키는 할아버지요

 

97살된 노인네잖아

 

무술 연습할 시간이
그만큼 많았단 거죠

 

왜 담을 넘으려고 했지?

 

아버지부터
말해보세요

 

엄마가 있다니!

 

나한테 엄마가...
살아 계세요?

 

그랬으면 좋겠구나

 

마법의 줄!

 

진짜였군요

 

이것도

 

엄마가 준 꽃이군요

 

행운을 불러온댔어

 

고마워요

 

편지도 있었는데
읽어보진 않았다

 

너한테 온 거야

 

"사랑하는 트리스탄"

 

"널 위한 최선의
선택이었다"

 

마녀가 허락했다면
안 보냈을 거야

 

언젠가는 다시
만나게 되겠지

 

이 양초를 이용하면 돼

 

불을 밝히고
엄마를 생각하렴

 

살아 있는 매순간
너만을 생각하마

 

"사랑하는 엄마가"

 

성냥 있으세요?

 

엄마?

 

엄마, 죄송해요
괜찮으세요?

 

당신 엄마 아녜요
그러니까 비켜요

 

엄마가 아녜요?

 

내가 당신 엄마처럼
보여요?

 

아뇨

 

미안해요

 

도와줄까요?

 

귀찮게 말고 가요!

 

알았어요

 

맙소사!
초를 켤 때...

 

엄마를 생각하려다가

 

갑자기 빅토리아랑
별이 생각나서...

 

이상하게 들리겠지만
혹시 별 못 봤어요?

 

- 장난해요?
- 땅이 파인 걸로 봐선

 

여기 떨어졌을 텐데

 

네, 여기 떨어졌죠

 

더 자세히 말해줘요?

 

저 위에 있는데

 

난데없이
이 목걸이가

 

나타나선
날 강타했고

 

저쪽에 떨어졌죠

 

그리고 여기서

 

하늘을 나는 얼간이의
습격을 받았고!

 

당신이 별이에요?
진짜루요?

 

미안해요
이런 모습일 줄은...

 

그렇담,
미리 사과할게요

 

- 왜요?
- 이거요

 

얌전히 날 따라와요

 

내 사랑 빅토리아
생일 선물이거든요

 

로맨틱하셔라!

 

다친 여잘 납치해선
여자 환심 사겠다니

 

난 안 가요

 

서두르셔야 합니다
프라이무스

 

형제들보다 루비를
먼저 찾으셔야지요

 

왕자님처럼 인자한
성품을 지닌 분만이

 

스톰홀드를 평화롭게
다스릴 수 있어요

 

그래요?

 

아부가 지나치시군

 

- 안 그래요?
- 그러게

 

셉티무스,
터티우스 왕자님

 

전 단지...

 

기왕 왕림하셨으니
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형님이 죽인 거죠
잔을 바꿔 마셨으니

 

마음 아픈 척 말고

 

방으로 돌아가요

 

루비는 내가
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어떻게 이런 데서
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돌아오기 전까지
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내가 별을 가져오면
다시 젊어지는 거야

 

걱정하지 마

 

실패란 없어

 

안 자요?

 

밤이잖아요!

 

별들은 밤 되면

 

더 바빠진다구요

 

하늘에 출근해서
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여긴 하늘 아니거든요?

 

그러니까
추후통지 있을 때까진

 

반짝이는 건 금지예요

 

낮에 자는 것도 안되고

 

걸으면서
잘 수 있담 모를까

 

몇번을 말해야 돼요?

 

난 안 간다구요!

 

좋아요

 

그럼 여기 계속
앉아 있던가

 

빅토리아한테
보여주고

 

하늘로 보내줄
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하늘로 보내줘요?
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양초 이용하면
순식간에 가요

 

- 바빌론 양초를 가졌군요
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- 바빌론 양초!
- 그랬잖아요

 

'밥빌어'랬어요

 

이걸 주려고 했죠

 

거의 다 쓴 거잖아요

 

담에 가는데 안 쓰는 걸
고맙게나 생각해요

 

달리 돌아갈
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좋아요!

 

일으켜줘요

 

일어나요

 

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쪼지 말아요

 

헐값에 팔면 안돼
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- 네
- 샛길로 새지 말고!

 

술집 근처엔
얼씬거리지도 마!

 

그 염소, 내가 살게

 

저거 끌기엔
좀 작은 걸요

 

그러네

 

이제 됐지?

 

버나드!

 

버나드!

 

이럇!

 

누구예요?

 

난 그저 꽃 파는 늙은...

 

닥쳐!
네 정체를 안다

 

마녀의 명예를 걸고
약속하지

 

널 해치진 않겠다

 

시장하구나

 

살벌한 세상인데
항상 조심해야지

 

앉아, 의자 줄게

 

- 더 필요하신 건?
- 없어

 

어디 먹을래?

 

머리, 꼬리?

 

머리!

 

처음 보는데

 

어딜 가는 거지?

 

떨어진 별을
찾고 있다

 

가까이에 있어

 

찾아내선 산채로

 

심장을 도려낼 거야

 

그럼 영원한 젊음을
되찾는 거지

 

별이 떨어졌어?

 

오랜만에 듣는
좋은 소식이네

 

나도 이참에
좀 젊어져 볼까?

 

어디쯤에...

 

림버스 풀!

 

감히 나한테
림버스 풀을 먹여서

진실을 훔쳐내려 들다니!

 

세상 하직하고 싶나
'살'?

 

어떻게 날...

 

- 당신 누구야?
- 똑바로 봐라!

 

별을 탐내지 않겠어요
어둠의 마녀시여

 

별을 만나도

 

만지거나 듣지 못하고
냄새 맡지 못할 것이며

 

눈앞에 있다 해도
보지 못할 것이다

 

또 내 눈에 띄었다간
가만두지 않겠어

 

그러니까 지금

 

길도 모르면서

 

순전히 감으로
가는 거란 말예요?

 

여기 맞아요

 

사랑에 빠진 남자의
본능이라구요

 

- 미치겠네
- 이본, 불평 좀...

 

이베인!
그게 내 이름예요

 

도대체 몇번을...

 

천천히 좀 갈래요?

 

알았어요

 

북쪽으로 가잖아요

 

담은 북쪽이라구요

 

낮이라도 금성을
따라가면...

 

어딨지?
이상하네

 

웃겨서 배가 다 아프네

 

아뇨, 진짜...

 

당신이 금성이군요!
진짜예요?

 

- 뭐해요?
- 보면 몰라요?

 

지쳤다구요

 

다음 마을에서
쉬기로 했잖아요

 

제발, 트리스탄
대낮이잖아요

 

잘 시간 지났다구요
좀 자게 해줘요!

 

좋아요, 눈 좀 붙여요
먹을 걸 구해올게요

 

뭐해요?

 

도망치면 안되니까

 

왕자님, 점쟁이를
데려왔습니다

 

서쪽이라고 해서

 

서쪽으로 왔는데

 

루비는 없다

 

헤엄이라도
치란 말인가?

 

왕자님, 소인은
그저 점괘대로

 

말씀 드렸던 겁니다

 

다시 해봐

 

잠깐!

 

그 전에,
다른 걸 물어보겠다

 

내가 7번째 아들인가?

 

네

 

다음 질문

 

내가 파란색을
가장 좋아하나?

 

네

 

내가 배신자에게
자비를 베풀어

 

용서한 적이 있는가?

 

뭐지?

 

- 없단 뜻입니다
- 좋아

 

다시 던져라
이번엔 높이

 

형님이 사주했나?

 

계속 서쪽으로 갈까?

 

트리스탄?

 

거기 누구예요?

 

트리스탄
당신이에요?

 

장난치지 마요

 

트리스탄!

 

이리 와

 

마법 좀 아껴 써, 언니

 

벌써 티가 나잖수

 

이렇게 될 정도로
남발하진 않았어

 

반지만 사용해도
악영향 미치니까

 

위급한 상황 아님
연락 말고

 

점괘를 이용해서
별을 찾아

 

점괘엔 여기랬는데

 

와 보니 허허벌판야

 

거기서 기다려

 

별이 그쪽으로 올 거야

 

조심해서 접근해야 돼

 

마음고생이 심했는지
빛을 거의 잃었어

 

심장을 도려내기 전에
다시 빛나게 만들라구

 

이베인!

 

이 바보!

 

사람으로 만들어주마

 

넌 내 남편 빌리고
넌 딸이다

 

준비해라, 특별한 손님이
곧 도착할 테니

 

진짜 양초를 줄지
어떻게 믿어?

 

스톰홀드에 날 도와줄
사람이 또 없겠어?

 

툭하면 빅토리아가
어쩌고저쩌고, 지겹다구

 

트리스탄?

 

그녀를 지켜줘요
트리스탄

 

이베인이
위험에 처했어요

 

유니콘이
도와주러 갔는데

 

함정에 빠질 거예요

 

스톰홀드에서
별은 안전하지 못해요

 

400년 전에
떨어진 별은

 

지금 이베인을
쫓고 있는

 

마녀들한테
붙잡혔는데

 

그녀를 유인해
보살펴 주다가

 

심장이 다시
빛을 발하자

 

그녀 심장을 도려내선

 

먹어 버렸죠

 

지체할 시간이 없어요

 

마차가 와요

 

어떤 방법을 써서라도
그 마차를 타요

 

뛰어요

 

셉티무스가
꼬맹이 자객을 보냈군

 

아뇨

 

그런 사람 몰라요
자객도 아니구요

 

무기도 없어요
부탁입니다

 

태워주세요

 

안돼, 난 중대한 일을
수행하고 있다

 

그렇다면 더욱
절 태워줘야죠

 

도움될 수 있잖아요

 

이렇게 만난 게
운명일지도 모르구요

 

- 타라
- 정말 고마워요!

 

어쩜, 흠뻑 젖었네!
빨리 들어와요

 

맛난 저녁 해줄게요
따뜻한 목욕도 하고

 

목욕물 온도는?
따뜻하게, 펄펄 끓게?

 

잘 모르겠어요

 

내가 정하죠

 

말은 남편이 마구간에
묶어둘 거예요

 

빌리?

 

젖은 옷은 벗어요

 

한결 낫죠?

 

네, 고마워요

 

피로가 싹 풀려요

 

피곤할 땐 따뜻한
목욕만한 게 없죠

 

발은 좀 어때요?
이젠 안 아프죠?

 

정말 신기해요

 

아픈 게 가셨다니
다행이네요

 

기분도 좋아 보이고

 

훨씬 좋아요
걱정도 덜었고

 

잘됐어요

 

따뜻하게 목욕하면
심신이 편안해지죠

 

한낱 여관주인이지만

 

사람들은 내 손이
약손이래요

 

마사지를 해줄게요

 

마사지가 뭐죠?

 

몰라요?
믿기질 않네요

 

마사지를 받고 나면
세상 모르고 잘 거예요

 

밤엔 잠을 못 자요

 

똑바로 누워요

 

눈 감고

 

그래야 잠이 잘 오죠

 

이봐요!

 

주인장!

 

다른 여인숙으로 가요

 

루비도 근처에
있다면서요

 

한번 더 불러 보고

 

편히 누워 있어요

 

손님이 와서요
금방 올게요

 

방이 필요하오

 

내 하인을 도와서
말들을 마구간에 묶어 주시오

 

누구 없소?

 

서비스가 형편없군

 

이제 깼으니

 

방을 준비해주시오

 

루비를 가졌어!

 

저분은 손님이세요
제가 주인이죠

 

와인 한잔?

 

사양하겠소

 

동생이 살아있는 한
내 와인만 마실 거요

 

마구간에 있는
내 하인에게 주시오

 

방도 준비해주고?

 

그러죠

 

미안하오, 난...

 

혼자신가?

 

마구간에 내 말 4마리와
마차가 있소

 

돌아가신 아버님
소유였지만...

 

고마워요

 

전 트리스탄이에요
아가씨 이름이?

 

버나드

 

아버님은 짐승을
아주 잘 다루셨소

 

낙타를 타셨을 땐

 

꽤 우스꽝스러웠지만

 

돌아가시고 마차를
물려받았죠

 

루비를 가졌어!

 

스톰홀드에서
가장 큰 마차요

 

좋으시겠어요
실례할게요

 

잠깐만!

 

그 목걸이가 설마...?

 

마침내!

 

좀 봅시다

 

난 프라이무스다

 

스톰홀드 왕국의
왕위계승 1순위지

 

그 보석을 가져와

 

루비를 내놔!
당장!

 

왕자님!
아무것도 손대지...

 

- 괜찮아요?
- 빌리!

 

잡아!

 

행복으로 가득한 심장이

 

겁에 질려 빛을 잃은
심장보단 낫지만

 

찬밥더운밥 따질
상황이 아니니까

 

이베인, 날 잡고
집을 생각해요

 

- 어쩐 거예요?
- 내가 뭘?

 

당신이 어쨌는데요?

 

집을 생각하라더니!

 

서로 집을 생각하다

 

그 중간에 왔잖아요!

 

바보 같긴!
왜 당신 집을 생각해요?

 

당신 집을 말한 거였음

 

그렇다고 말했어야죠!

 

미친 여자가 심장을

 

도려내려는 순간에?

 

왜, 편지지에
적어 달라고 하지!

 

셰익스피어 선장님,
뜻밖에 횡재했네요

 

번개 담당관들예요

 

번개 담당관이 아냐

 

아님 왜 여깄는 거죠?

 

왜 여깄냐구?

 

생각해보자구

 

우리가 여기 있는
이유와 똑같겠지!

 

정체가 뭐냐?

 

모르쇠로 버티겠다?

 

- 갇히면 생각 바뀌겠지!
- 끌고 가!

 

선창에 가둬라!
나머진 작업 계속해!

 

번개를 모아야 한다!
서둘러!

 

- 우릴 죽이겠죠?
- 모르겠어요

 

아이러니예요
옛날엔 종종

 

모험을 즐기는
사람들을 보면서

 

부러워했는데

 

이런 속담 알아요?
"소망하는 걸 조심해라"

 

난 죽어도 싸단
말이에요?

 

아뇨, 그런 뜻이 아녜요

 

꿈꾼다는 건
좋은 거예요

 

난 사실...

 

이런 거대한 모험을

 

상상도 못했어요

 

하늘에서 떨어진
별을 찾아가면

 

끝날 줄 알았죠

 

날 찾았잖아요

 

매일 지구를 보면서
배운 게 있다면

 

사람은 겉만 봐선
모른다는 거예요

 

가게에서 일한다고

 

가게점원 그릇인 건
아니죠

 

날 믿어요
당신은 특별해요

 

날 구해줬잖아요
고마워요

 

이런, 이런

 

큰형님도 죽었군

 

그렇담 이젠
내가 왕이야

 

내가 왕이다!

 

좋아하긴 일러

 

젠장, 루비가 필요해

 

- 형님한테 없습니까?
- 가서 찾아봐

 

루비는 어딨지?

 

왕자님 형님이
얘기하는 걸 들었는데

 

그 여자가 가졌어요

 

- 어떤 여자?
- 몰라요

 

도망쳤어요
그녈 잡으려고 판 함정인데

 

왕자님 형님이
걸려드신 거죠

 

누가 함정을 팠지?

 

아주 사악한 마녀요

 

형님 마차를 타고
어디론가 갔어요

 

그 마녀도
루비를 노렸나?

 

아뇨, 다른 여자의
심장이요

 

그녀가 별이라면서
심장을 도려내선...

 

먹겠다고?

 

맙소사

 

그게 뭘 뜻하는지 아나?

 

영생을 누리는

 

왕이 되는 거지

 

없습니다

 

이놈을 데려간다

 

다시 알아봐

 

답은 똑같애,
하늘에 있대

 

내려오는 즉시 알려줘

 

알아들었어?

 

언니가 놓쳐 놓고
우리한테 화풀이 마

 

칼까지 부러뜨리고!

 

이제 심장을
어떻게 파내?

 

언니는 이제 빠져
우리가 대신 갈게

 

허튼 소리마!

 

별을 잡아갈 테니까

 

준비 잘 해놓고
기다려

 

빅토리아 얘길
해줘요

 

그녀는...

 

더 해줄 얘기 없어요

 

잘은 몰라도 진실된 사랑엔
조건이 없다잖아요

 

돈으로도 못 사구요

 

뭐라구요?
사랑을 사는 게 아녜요

 

증명하려는 거죠

 

그녀는 자기 사랑을
어떻게 증명하죠?

 

그녈 만나 보면
이해할 거예요

 

해적들한테
죽지만 않으면!

 

해적한테 죽을까
심장을 빼앗길까

 

빅토리아 만날까

 

어떤 게 더 재밌을지
정하기 참 힘드네요

 

해적선을 찾았어

 

북쪽 마을로
가고 있는데

 

별을 노리는 게
언니뿐만이 아냐

 

미행이 붙었어

 

마녀? 마법사?

 

왕자인데 바짝 따라왔어
그러니까 서둘러!

 

좋다

 

이쯤에서 니들 정체와
목적을 털어놔

 

안 그럼 여자 손가락을

 

나뭇가지 꺾듯이
분질러 버릴 거야

 

난 트리스탄이고

 

- 제 아내예요
- 아내?

 

네놈이 독차지하기엔
너무 예쁘잖아

 

내 배에 탔으니
우리랑 좀 나눠 쓰자구

 

손을 댔다간...

 

여자 앞이라고
객기가 발동하시나?

 

또 말대꾸하면
세치 혀를 뽑아서

 

개한테 먹이겠다!

 

- 선장님?
- 한결 낫군, 입 닫아!

 

목 매달아 죽여줄까?

 

버둥대는 걸 보는
재미 삼삼하거든

 

아님 배 밖으로
던져줄까?

 

떨어지면서
살아온 날이

 

주마등처럼
지나갈 거야

 

집에 가는 길였어요

 

'월'이란 마을이요

 

뭐라구?

 

'월'에 간다구요

 

날 속일 생각마!

 

뭐래?

 

여긴 내 구역이야!

 

내던지려나 봐

 

갑판으로 가!

 

내 심사를 건드렸으니
대가를 치러야지!

 

이 짐승!

 

- 살인자!
- 일어나!

 

선장실로 데려가겠다

 

방해하는 놈은 각오해

 

어쩔 건데요?

 

배 밖으로 던질 거야!

 

이쪽은 신경 끊고
가서 일들이나 해

 

들어가!

 

어때?
내 연기 쓸만하지?

 

이제 영국에 대해
말해줘

 

하나도 빼놓지 말고

 

그렇게 쉽게 속다니
믿기질 않아요

 

그 마네킹은
어디서 났어요?

 

매번 성공이야

 

협잡, 속임수, 협박
3박자만 갖추면

 

악랄한 해적선장의
명성을 얻을 수 있지

 

피 한 방울 안 흘리고!

 

셔츠에 피 얼룩지면
얼마나 빼기 힘든데

 

날 알아보면 어쩌죠?

 

완전히 변신시켜 줄게
엄마도 못 알아볼 거야

 

2시간 후면 도착해

 

빨리 끝내자구

 

그 끔찍한 옷은
벗어버려

 

싼 티가 줄줄 흐르잖아

 

딱이야

 

옛날에 입던 건데

 

복고풍이 유행할까 봐
곱게 보관해 뒀었지

 

자기는 맘에 드는
드레스로 골라 입어

 

전 됐어요

 

목욕가운 입었잖아

 

이제 영국에 대해
전부 다 말해줘

 

- 영국 출신 아녜요?
- 유감스럽게도!

 

꼬맹이 시절부터
영국에 관한 얘기라면

 

만사 제쳐놓고 들었어

 

시장에 갈 때면
몰래 도망쳐서

 

담 너머를 훔쳐보며
언젠가는

 

영국을 가보겠다
다짐하곤 했었지

 

지금도 훔쳐봐요?

 

물론

 

머리 자르자

 

나름 최선을 다했어

 

아버지 기대에
부응하려고

 

무자비한 살인자의

 

이미지를 꾸며냈고

 

아버지가 죽고 나선

 

이 해적선을 물려받아

 

지금까지 이끌어 왔지

 

젊은 사람하고 있으니까

 

나까지 젊어지는 거 같다

 

악질 해적 이미지를
유지하는 그 중압감?

 

상상초월이야

 

이름은 내가 직접
고른 거야

 

영국 대문호의
이름을 땄는데

 

부하들이나 적들은
살기가 넘치는 이름이래

 

내가 어딜 봐서
살인자 같애?

 

이해가 안돼요

 

왜 자신의 모습을
감추면서까지

 

다른 사람들한테
인정받으려 하죠?

 

맞아요, 저도 그런
사람 하나 알지만!

 

그러게요

 

곧 하선한다!
번개통을 준비해라!

 

서둘러

 

퍼디 잡화상

 

신선하질 않네요

 

맛보기 보여줘?

 

아뇨

 

비싼 골동품인데!

 

아직 파워가 강력해
신선하단 증거지

 

- 얼마 내겠나?
- 만볼트죠?

 

최고 품질의 번개
만볼트지

 

그치만
이동, 저장이 힘들고

 

세금조사 나오면...

 

후하게 쳐서 줄게요

 

배에 싣고 출항 준비해

 

잠깐만, 잠깐만
성격도 급하시지

 

좋아요, 160

 

오늘 기분 좋으니까

 

200만 받을게

 

200이요?
농담도 지나치셔

 

번개라도 맞았어요?

 

그래서 헛소릴 해요?

 

- 무례하군
- 조심하죠

 

- 200
- 180

 

- 200
- 흥정의 자세가 안되셨네

 

185

 

- 200이랬어?
- 당신이 그랬죠

 

- 200이랬잖아
- 얼렁뚱땅 속임수는!

 

195 이상은 못 내요

 

좋아, 195로 하지
판매세 합쳐서 200이야

 

좋아요, 갖다 놔

 

좀 비켜줄래?

 

껴대긴!

 

별이 떨어졌단 소문
들었어요?

 

그것만 손에 넣으면
이 생활도 쫑이에요

 

별이 떨어졌어?

 

들은 거 없어요?

 

시장사람들 다들
그 얘기뿐이에요

 

담 근처에 있는?

 

허풍 센 사람들이잖아

 

헛소문일 거야

 

양반 못되겠군

 

무슨 얘길 했게?

 

당신 없는 세상이란
상상할 수가 없다고

 

발톱 손질했군요

 

그럼 둘이 일 보라구
살, 퍼디

 

셰익스피어 선장님

 

칼 치워!

 

조카 트리스탄야
악랄한 장사꾼이지

 

우리와 동행한다

 

귀향길 안 외롭게
선물을 준비해놨어

 

동작 봐라!

 

굼벵이도 니들보단 빨라!

 

제법인 걸

 

하산해도 되겠어

 

자네 정체를 알아

 

걱정 마

 

내 배에선 안전하니까
하지만 지상에선 조심해야 돼

 

감정을 통제 못하면
정체가 탄로날 거야

 

날이 갈수록 빛나잖아

 

이유는 알겠지?

 

빛나는 게 당연하죠

 

- 별이 뭘 잘하죠?
- 춤은 아닌 거 같군

 

- 다시 해요
- 네

 

- 어때요?
- 아주 잘해요

 

서쪽으로 갔다고?

 

선장이 데려갔어?
확실해?

 

거짓말 아니겠지?

 

가슴에 맹세해요

 

- 고마워요
- 거짓말이면

 

개로 만들 거야

 

날 개로 만들었다간

 

종일 들락거리면서
짖어질 텐데?

 

바빌론 양초
구할 수 있어?

 

불가능에 가깝죠

 

내가 왕년에
한 인기 했었거든요?

 

사귀던 여자한테
동생이 있었는데

 

두꺼비처럼 진상이었죠

 

조용해!

 

꽉 잡아라!
선장님이 조종하신다!

 

저 길을 따라 가

 

이베인, 집까지
무사히 돌아가라구

 

빅토리아랑
잘되길 바랄게

 

이 은혜를 어떻게 갚죠?

 

됐어
내 정체, 절대 발설마

 

명성 구기거든!
한번 무너지면

 

회복하기 힘들어

 

참, 트리스탄

 

잘 생각해봐

 

영국에 안부 전해주게
만나서 정말 반가웠어

 

밤마다 너무 힘쓰지마
트리스탄!

 

선장님이 뭐랬어요?

 

뭘요?

 

귀에 속삭였잖아요

 

이 전기로 바빌론 양초

 

구하라구요

 

물물교환이요

 

마지막으로 묻겠다
여잔 어딨나?

 

루비 가진 여자!
어디로 갔어?

 

비웃는 건가?

 

날 비웃었다간
살아남지 못해!

 

미친 놈!

 

닦아
깨끗하게!

 

젠장!

 

고친다고
그 얼굴 어디 가?

 

자꾸 마법만 낭비하잖아

 

별이 다시 돌아왔어

 

지상으로!

 

나도 알아
좀 늦었을 뿐이야

 

'월'이란 마을을 향해
가고 있어

 

늪을 가로질러 가면

 

따라잡을 수 있어

 

나 덮치는 데
재미 붙였어요?

 

누가 이쪽으로 와요
아무도 못 믿거든요

 

자꾸 멈추면...

 

시간은 충분해요
금방 갈 거예요

 

욕심 안 생겨요?

 

욕심이라뇨?
무슨?

 

영원한 삶!

 

내 심장이 아니고

 

당신이 모르는
별이었다면?

 

내가 누굴 죽일 수 있다
생각해요?

 

그럴 수 있대도...
영원히 산다면

 

아주 외로울 거예요

 

사랑하는 사람이

 

곁에 있다면

 

얘기가 다르겠지만

 

이제 안전해요

 

셰익스피어 선장은
잔인하니 조심하도록

 

- 뭐하는 짓이지?
- 넌 뭐야?

 

난 셉티무스 왕자다

 

그 여자,
어디로 갔지?

 

좋아, 변태 선장
셋을 세겠다

 

하나, 둘

 

가끔 몸에서 빛이 나는데
그게 정상이에요?

 

잘 생각해봐요

 

별이 뭘 잘하죠?

 

말썽 일으키기?

 

농담이에요

 

다시 맞춰 볼게요

 

트리스탄 쏜이란
남자 골탕먹이기?

 

월 - 60마일

 

- 얼마나 걸릴까요?
- 이틀쯤

 

빅토리아 생일은
내일이잖아요

 

그래요
기억력 좋네요

 

- 차 드세요
- 전부 나가

 

다치셨어요?

 

그 여자 간 곳을
말해줬어요?

 

그럼 뭐가 문제죠?

 

너희들한테
창피해서 그래

 

그런 소리 마세요

 

괜찮아요

 

선장님 변태란 거
알고 있었는 걸요

 

한번 선장님은
영원한 선장이죠

 

나가자구

 

왕자님, 부하들이
다 죽었어요

 

알아!

 

선장님하고 친구예요

 

담 근처에서 장사하고

 

선장님 친구예요?
확실해요?

 

잠깐만요, 죄송해요!
트리스탄인데...

 

내 꽃이잖아

 

18년 동안 찾았다구

 

당장 내놔!

 

거짓말 마요!
어머니가 준 선물이에요

 

내가 잘못 봤나 봐

 

괜찮아요

 

그렇게 귀중한 거면

 

- 바빌론 양초와 맞바꿔요
- '월'로 가는 길도...

 

바빌론 양초?

 

아니
어둠의 마법은 안 키워

 

그래요?

 

그럼 '월'까지
태워 줄래요?

 

진작 그렇게
말할 것이지

 

그 꽃을 주면 태워줄게

 

- 음식, 잠자리도
- 안전하게?

 

맹세해

털끝 하나 안 다치고
담에 도착하게 해줄게

 

이게 뭔지 알기나 해?

 

행운의 상징요?

 

그래, 맞았어
널 보호해주는

 

나한테 안 줬음
이런 꼴 안 당했겠지

 

맙소사!
어쩐 거예요?!

 

별을 보거나 만지거나
냄새 맡지 못할 것이다

 

해치지 않겠단
약속은 지킬게

 

됐지? 내가 약속한
음식과 잠자리!

 

날 보거나
못 듣는 거죠?

 

몸에선 찌린내가 나고

 

불독보다 못 생겼네요

 

원상복구 안 시키면

 

내가 가만 안 둘 거예요

 

월 - 60마일

 

트리스탄?

 

알아들으면 날 봐요

 

난 사랑을
잘 모른댔지만

 

사실이 아녜요

 

잘 알죠

 

쭉 봐왔 거든요
수백년 동안요

 

당신 세상에서 유일하게
아름다운 거죠

 

수많은 전쟁
고통과 거짓말, 증오

 

그런 것들만 보여서
신물이 나있었죠

 

하지만 인간들의
사랑이란...

 

우주 어딜 가봐도

 

그보다 아름다운 건
없어요

 

그래서...
네, 사랑엔 조건이 없죠

 

나도 알아요
사랑은 예측불가고

 

기대하거나
통제 못하고

 

때로는 증오와
혼동되기도 하구요

 

그러니까...

 

내가 하려는 말은,
트리스탄

 

당신을 사랑해요

 

그 사랑이 너무 커서

 

내 가슴 안에
담아둘 수가 없어요

 

마치 내 심장이
당신 것이 된 것처럼요

 

아무런 대가 없이
당신한테 주겠어요

 

선물, 징표는 필요없어요
증명할 필요도 없구요

 

당신도 날
사랑해준다면요

 

당신의 마음...

 

그거면 충분해요

 

'월'은 저쪽인데

 

당장 가긴 힘들 거야

 

사람으로 돌아오면
한동안 어질어질해

 

경고했잖아
힘을 아껴둬

 

얼마나 걱정했다구요

 

빅토리아

 

엄마라고 불리는 게
낫네요!

 

여인숙으로 가서
좀 쉬어요

 

내일이
빅토리아 생일인데

 

목욕재계하고 푹 자야

 

날 선물할 때 폼이 살죠

 

일어나요

 

조금만 가면 돼요

 

- 내 목욕물인데?
- 눈감아요!

 

안 볼게요
돌아설게요

 

이젠 떠도 돼요

 

마차에서 한 말,
진심이었어요?

 

뭐가요?

 

하지만...
그땐 생쥐였잖아요

 

치즈를 달라던
생쥐였다구요!

 

알아들으면
신호 하랬잖아요

 

그랬음 사랑고백
못 받았게요?

 

선장님이 내게
뭐랬는지 알아요?

 

내 진정한 사랑이
눈앞에 있댔어요

 

그가 옳았어요

 

전부 와서 이걸 봐요!

 

됐어

 

- 변태!
- 싫음 말고!

 

- 아이러니지?
- 그래, 뭐가요?

 

날 밝으면
셉티무스가 와서

 

루비를 뺏고
왕이 될 테니까

 

영원히!

 

불공평하긴 하지만
우린 자유가 될 거야

 

별은 지금 시장에 있어

 

담에서 1마일 거리야

 

그게 좋은 소식 같애?

 

담 반대쪽은
우리 세상이 아니잖아

 

별이 인간 세상으로
들어가면

 

돌덩이로 변해서
아무짝에 쓸모없어져

 

그럼 서둘러야겠네!

 

뭐요?
뭘 원해요?

 

죄송해요
종이하고 펜 좀?

 

날 밝으면 다시 물어보쇼

 

친구가 일어나면

 

- 메시지 좀 전해줄래요?
- 말하쇼

 

난생 처음으로
밤에 잔 거예요

 

믿기질 않아요

 

트리스탄?

 

제 친구 보셨어요?

 

꼭두새벽에 떠났소

 

떠났다구요?

 

이렇게 전하래요
빅토리아 만나는데

 

진짜 사랑을 찾아서
미안하고

 

그녀와 평생을
보내고 싶다고

 

뭐라구요?

 

- 정말 그랬어요?
- 그렇수다

 

잠깐만요, 기다려요!

 

생일 축하해

 

트리스탄

 

어떻게 된 거야?

 

별을 찾았어

 

진짜야?

 

어딨는데?
보여줘

 

- 아름다워?
- 응

 

굉장히 작은 걸

 

별의 일부분이야
생일선물로 가져왔어

 

별은 됐어

 

내가 원하는 건
별이 아냐

 

뭘 원하는지 알지?

 

그래, 알아

 

철 좀 들어
공주병도 고치고

 

- 험프리
- 쏜

 

유언장은 써놨겠지?

 

험프리,
실망할 거 없어

 

둘이 결혼해서

 

행복하게 살길 빌게

 

이게 뭐야?
쓸모없는 돌가루잖아!

 

이베인?

 

담을 넘으면 안돼

 

멈춰요!
넘어가면 죽어요

 

인간 세상에 들어가면
돌로 변해요

 

못된 것!
여긴 왜 온 거야?

 

담을 넘어가려고?

 

죽는 게 소원이라면
기꺼이 도와주지

 

저 말인가요?

 

또 만나는군
세상 참 좁지

 

너한테 말한 게 아냐
별한테 말한 거지

 

별이라뇨?

 

제 노예는 별이 아녜요
그건 바보라도 알죠

 

별이라면 제가 진작
심장을 도려냈어요

 

절 믿으세요

 

전에도 믿었다가
뒤통수 맞을 뻔했지

 

어딜 잘라줄까, '살'?
머리, 다리?

 

- 따라와
- 못 데려가요

 

가게 될 거야

 

너도 와도 돼

 

마차를 타고 갈 건지
매달려 갈 건지

 

알아서 선택해

 

어떻게 된 거죠?

 

실컷 넘어가
난 그만둘래

 

80년간 인간들
출입만 막았는데

 

저쪽 세상 사람들을

 

막았어야 했어

 

어떻게 된 건지
말해줘요!

 

뭐부터 말해줄까?

 

별이야!

 

또 하난?

 

노예야, 의식 끝나면

 

청소할 사람 필요하잖아

 

시간 딱 맞춰 왔수, 언니

 

주름 장난 아니네!

 

넌 누구냐?

 

여긴 왜 왔지?

 

셉티무스?

 

형님을 알았어요
프라이무스

 

형님을 저승에서
만나고 싶지 않음

 

묻는 말에 대답해
여긴 왜 왔지?

 

그러는 당신은?

 

넷이야

 

내 지시를 따라
그래야 승산 있어

 

당신을 어떻게 믿죠?

 

안 믿으면?
다른 방법 있나?

 

- 아뇨
- 가자구

 

- '우나'?
- 셉티무스

 

막내잖아

 

트리스탄!

 

내가...
네 엄마야

 

내가 엄마야

 

- 잘했어
- 아주 멋졌어

 

등에 불이 붙었네

 

꺼야겠지?

 

우린 어떻게 되는 거지?

 

귀신으로 살아야지

 

영원히?

 

빨리 끝내자

 

사내대장부답게
행동하렴

 

밖으로 나가세요

 

가요!

 

- 트리스탄!
- 죽여 버려

 

뭘로 만들어줄까?
개구리, 올챙이?

 

셉티무스?

 

트리스탄!

 

젊음

 

미모

 

이제 와서 무슨 소용야?

 

동생들은 죽었고

 

내가 아끼던 모든 게
사라져 버렸는데

 

가

 

가라구!

 

고마워서 어쩌나?

 

실연당한 심장은
아무짝에 쓸모없거든

 

게다가 동생들을 죽여줘서
나 혼자 독차지하게 됐거든

 

- 날 안고 눈 감아요
- 왜요?

 

별이 뭘 잘하죠?

 

빛나는 거예요

 

브라보!

 

- 왜 진작 안 그랬죠?
- 당신 없인 안됐어요

 

실연당한 별은
빛나질 못하니까

 

떠난 줄 알았는데

 

돌아왔어요

 

돌아와야만 했어요
당신을 사랑하니까

 

트리스탄

 

스톰홍드 왕국
최후의 왕위계승자

 

바로 너란다
트리스탄

 

트리스탄이
새 왕이라면...

 

그대를 스톰홀드의
왕으로 추대합니다

 

선물이란다

 

둘을 위한...

 

그들은 80년간
왕국을 통치했다

 

허나, 인간의 삶은
유한한 법

 

사랑하는 별의 심장을
얻지 못한다면...

 

이베인은 트리스탄에게
자신의 심장을 주었고

 

후세들이 성장하자

 

둘은 바빌론 양초의
불을 밝혔다

 

그들은 오늘날까지
행복하게 살고 있다

 

A philosopher once asked,

 

"Are we human
because we gaze at the stars,

 

"or do we gaze at them
because we are human?"

 

Pointless, really.

 

Do the stars gaze back?

 

Now, that's a question.

 

But I'm getting ahead of myself.

 

Our story really begins here,

 

150 years ago
at the Royal Academy of Science

 

in London, England,

 

where a letter arrived,
containing a very strange inquiry.

 

It had come from a country boy

 

and the scientist who read it thought it
might be a practical joke of some kind.

 

But he duly wrote a reply

 

politely explaining
that the query was nonsense.

 

And posted it to the boy
who lived in a village called Wall,

 

so named, the boy had said,
for the wall that ran alongside it.

 

A wall that, according to local folklore,
hid an extraordinary secret.

 

I'm charged with guarding the portal
to another world.

 

And you're asking me
to just Iet you through?

 

Yes.
Because, Iet's be honest, it's a field.

 

Look, do you see
another world out there?

 

No. You see a field.
Do you see anything nonhuman?

 

No. And you know why?
Because it's a field!

 

Hundreds of years,
this wall's been here.

 

Hundreds of years,
this gap's been under 24-hour guard.

 

- Well...
- One more word,

 

and I'II have you up
in front of the village council!

 

- Well, that sounds rather final.
- Yeah.

 

- Better just go home, then, I suppose.
- Right, then. Night, Dunstan.

 

Give my best to your father.

 

Stop!

 

Stop!

 

I don't deal with time-wasters.

 

Get over here and tend this stall.

 

I'm off to The SIaughtered Prince
for a pint.

 

See anything you Iike?

 

Definitely.

 

I mean, what I meant was these ones,
the blue ones.

 

How much are they?

 

They might be the color of your hair.

 

Or they might be all of your memories
before you were three.

 

I can check if you Iike.

 

Anyway, you shouldn't buy the bluebells.
Buy this one instead.

 

Snowdrop.

 

It'II bring you Iuck.

 

But what does that cost?

 

This one costs a kiss.

 

Is she gone?

 

Follow me.

 

I'm a princess,
tricked into being a witch's slave.

 

Will you Iiberate me?

 

It's an enchanted chain.
I'II only be free when she dies.

 

Sorry.

 

Well, if I can't Iiberate you,
what do you want of me?

 

So, the scientist was wrong.

 

The wall had successfully done its job

 

of hiding
the magical kingdom of Stormhold.

 

The young man returned that night
to his home in England,

 

hoping that his adventure
would soon be forgotten.

 

But nine months later,
he received an unexpected souvenir.

 

This was Ieft at the wall for you.
It says here his name is Tristan.

 

Tristan? Don't forget the flowers.

 

Yes. I've got them. Thank you, Father.

 

Eighteen years passed,
and the baby Tristan grew up

 

knowing nothing
of his unconventional heritage.

 

But never mind
how the infant became a boy.

 

This is the story of
how Tristan Thorn becomes a man,

 

a much greater challenge altogether.

 

For to achieve it,

 

he must win the heart
of his one true love.

 

- It's him!
- It's him!

 

Humphrey?

 

Humphrey?

 

- No, it's Tristan.
- Oh.

 

Did I Ieave something at the shop?

 

No. I just thought I could bring...

 

Tristan Thorn,

 

shop boy by day, peeping Tom by night.

 

Is there no end to your charms?

 

Humphrey,
there's no need to be Iike that.

 

Be nice to the poor boy.

 

Were those for Victoria?

 

You were always useless at fencing
in school, Tristan.

 

In fact, I'm having trouble remembering
if there was anything you were good at.

 

Humphrey, that's enough.

 

Are you all right?

 

Yeah. Yeah, fine.

 

- Want some breakfast?
- No, I'm really Iate for work.

 

- Are you all right?
- Yeah. Fine. Why?

 

Oh, I don't know.
Last night, how'd it go?

 

Oh, really good. Really, really good.

 

Hello, Tristan.

 

- Victoria.
- Pound of sugar, please.

 

- Yes.
- Let's see, a bag of flour, a dozen eggs.

 

Oh, Iook, I'm sorry about Iast night.
Humphrey was really rude.

 

I also need a sack of potatoes
and some chocolate, please.

 

May I perhaps see you tonight?

 

No, but you may walk me home.

 

Now?

 

Yes. Yes, I can.

 

Father, I Iost my job.

 

Father, I don't... I Iost my job. I'm sorry.

 

- Father...
- You Iost your job.

 

Yes, so I heard.

 

Father, I'm sorry. I...

 

Maybe Mr. Monday was right.
Maybe I am deluding myself.

 

- I'm not good enough for Victoria.
- He said that? That's poppycock.

 

You really want to know
how it went Iast night?

 

Yeah.

 

Not good.

 

Come on. I'm wasting my time.

 

I'm not Iike Humphrey.

 

Tristan, I can tell you that every man
I ever envied when I was a boy

 

has Ied an unremarkable Iife.

 

So you don't fit with the popular crowd.
Now, I take that as a very good omen.

 

- Tristan, I clearly said...
- I know. You told me not to come.

 

I have something for you. A surprise.

 

No...

 

It's not my birthday for another week,
you know.

 

- I've never had champagne before.
- Yeah, me, neither.

 

My God! This is delicious!

 

How did... Well,
how does a shop boy afford all of this?

 

I'm not a shop boy.

 

God! I heard. I'm sorry.
What are you going to do now?

 

No. I mean, I'm not a shop boy.
I was just working in a shop.

 

And now I'm not.
Now I'm free to Iive my Iife as I wish.

 

This must have been all your savings.

 

So? I can make more.
That's the beauty of it.

 

I never intended to stay in Wall,
Victoria.

 

There's a big world out there,
I'm gonna make my fortune.

 

Now you sound just Iike Humphrey.
He's quite a traveler.

 

Do you know he's going all the way
to Ipswich just to buy me a ring?

 

Ipswich?

 

Victoria, I'm talking about London
or Paris or...

 

A ring? Why is he...
What kind of a ring?

 

The word is he's planning to propose
to me on my birthday.

 

He's going to...

 

And you're gonna say yes.

 

I can't exactly say no
after he's gone all the way to Ipswich.

 

"AII the way to Ipswich"?

 

Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
I'd cross oceans or continents.

 

- Really?
- Yes.

 

Victoria, for your hand in marriage,

 

I would go to
the gold fields of San Francisco

 

and bring you back your weight in gold.

 

I would.

 

I'd go to Africa and bring you back
a diamond as big as your fist.

 

Or I'd go to the Arctic
and I'd slaughter a polar bear

 

and bring you back its head.

 

A polar bear's head?

 

You're funny, Tristan.

 

People Iike you and people Iike me,
we're just not...

 

I should be going. It's really Iate.

 

Well, hold on, then.
Let's at Ieast finish the champagne.

 

Okay.

 

Had Tristan known then
how the stars watched Earth,

 

he'd have shuddered at the very thought

 

of an audience to his humiliation.

 

But, fortunately for him,

 

nearly every star in the sky
was at that moment

 

Iooking in earnest at the land
on the other side of the wall,

 

where the King of all Stormhold
lay on his deathbed,

 

which was a coincidence
because it was the King's final act

 

that would change the course
of Tristan's destiny forever.

 

Where is Secundus?

 

He's on his way, Father.

 

Then we shall wait.

 

Sorry I'm Iate, Father.
I came as swiftly as I was able.

 

Septimus.

 

Primus.

 

Tertius.

 

So, to the matter of succession.

 

Of my seven sons,
there are four of you today still standing.

 

This is quite a break with tradition.
I had 12 brothers.

 

And you killed them all for your throne

 

before your father, the King,
even felt poorly.

 

We know, Father.
You're strong and courageous.

 

And cunning. Most importantly, cunning.

 

- Secundus.
- Yes, Father?

 

Look through the window.
Tell me what you see.

 

I see the kingdom, Father.

 

The whole of Stormhold.

 

- And?
- My kingdom?

 

Maybe. Look up.

 

- Secundus.
- Sextus. Quartus. Quintus.

 

You're alive. You're...

 

Stuck Iike this
till the new king is crowned.

 

I was that close.

 

Well, at Ieast
you haven't Iost your Iooks.

 

Oh, please. You're not annoyed
about that whole murder thing, are you?

 

- I mean, that was 10 years ago.
- Yeah.

 

Great deal of good it did you, didn't it,
killing me, Secundus?

 

Because now, of course,
now you are King of all Stormhold.

 

Oh, sorry. Wait. No, you're not.
You're dead.

 

Una? Una?

 

No, Father, it's me, your son.

 

Tertius.

 

Where is your sister, Una?

 

Sorry, Father.
Nobody has seen Una for years now.

 

- Septimus?
- What?

 

Tradition dictates the throne must pass
to a male heir.

 

Exactly, Father.

 

So why would I kill my sister
when these cretins are still alive?

 

Indeed.

 

Therefore, we shall resolve the situation
in a non-traditional manner.

 

Only he of royal blood
can restore the ruby.

 

And the one of you that does so
shall be the new King of Stormhold.

 

Oh, Tristan! A shooting star!

 

Beautiful.

 

More beautiful than a fancy ring
from Ipswich?

 

Victoria, for your hand in marriage,

 

I'd cross the wall
and I'd bring you back that fallen star.

 

You can't cross the wall.

 

Nobody crosses the wall.
Now you're just being silly.

 

I'm not being silly. I'd do it.

 

For you, I'd do anything.

 

My very own star.

 

It seems we have ourselves
an agreement.

 

You have exactly one week
or I'm marrying Humphrey.

 

Mormo! Empusa! Wake up. Now!

 

- What is it?
- A star has fallen.

 

Where are the Babylon candles?

 

You used the Iast one, Lamia,
200 years ago. Do you not recall?

 

Perhaps we can obtain another.

 

Perhaps we can obtain another.

 

Has your mind become
as decrepit as your face, Empusa?

 

You speak as if such things
are freely available.

 

I know, sister, I merely thought...

 

You'd have us hunting
for a Babylon candle

 

while some other witch finds our star.

 

Fool. There's no time to waste.

 

If we must retrieve it on foot,
then we shall.

 

Mormo, we need information.

 

If these divinations are correct,
the fallen star Iies 1 00 miles away.

 

Four centuries we've waited for this.
What hardship a few more days?

 

Which of us shall go, then, to seek it
and bring it back?

 

- I've his kidney.
- I've his Iiver.

 

And I've his heart.

 

You'II be needing
what's Ieft of the Iast star.

 

- There's not much Ieft.
- Soon, there'II be plenty for us all.

 

- Dunstan Thorn. Not again.
- It's Tristan, actually.

 

Oh. You do Iook a bit Iike your father.

 

And I suppose you intend
to cross the wall as well, do you?

 

Well, you can forget it. Go home.

 

Cross the wall as well as who?

 

No one. Nobody.

 

Nobody crosses the wall.
You know that!

 

Everybody knows that!

 

Yeah... No, no, I know.
I understand. Nobody.

 

Well, I better just head
for the old homestead, then.

 

Yeah.

 

- Right, then. Night, Tristan.
- Good night.

 

Give my best to your father.

 

Off you go.

 

I thought I heard you come in.
Hey, what happened? Are you hurt?

 

No, I'm fine.

 

- That Humphrey again?
- No.

 

Actually, it was the guard.
The guard at the wall.

 

Tristan, he's 97 years old.

 

Well, that's given him plenty of time
to practice, then, hasn't it?

 

Why, may I ask,
were you trying to cross the wall?

 

I might ask you the same thing.

 

I have a mother.

 

I mean, I have a mother.
She could still be alive.

 

Oh, I hope so. I certainly Iike to think so.

 

The chain you cut.

 

Just Iike you said.

 

And...

 

And the glass flower.
The flower she sold to you.

 

She told me it would bring me Iuck.

 

Thank you.

 

This was also in the basket.
I've never opened it.

 

It's addressed to you.

 

Yep.

 

"My dearest Tristan, please know that
I only ever wanted the best for you."

 

Had my mistress allowed it,
I would have kept you in a heartbeat.

 

My dearest wish is that
we will meet someday.

 

The fastest way to travel
is by candlelight.

 

To use it, think of me and only me.

 

I will think of you every day, for always.

 

"Your mother."

 

Well, do you... Do you have a Iight?

 

Mother?

 

Oh! Oh, Mother, I'm so... I'm so sorry.
Are you all right?

 

No, I'm not.
And I'm not your mother, so get off me!

 

You're... You're not my mother?

 

Do I Iook Iike I'm your mother?

 

No.

 

Sorry.

 

Well, are you all right?
Do you want some help?

 

You can help by Ieaving me alone!

 

AII right.

 

Oh, my God.
"Light the candle and think of me."

 

I was. I was thinking of my...

 

But then Victoria and the star
just popped into...

 

Oh, excuse me, madam. Sorry.

 

This may seem strange, but
have you seen a fallen star anywhere?

 

- You're funny.
- No, really, we're in a crater.

 

This must be where it fell.

 

Yeah, this is where it fell.

 

It is. Or if you want to be really specific,

 

up there is where
this weird, bloody necklace

 

came out of nowhere
and knocked it out of the heavens

 

when it was minding its own business.

 

And over there is where it Ianded.

 

And right here, this is where it got hit
by a magical flying moron!

 

You're the star! You're the star? Really?

 

Oh, wow. I'm sorry.
I had no idea you'd be a...

 

May I just say in advance
that I am sorry?

 

- Sorry for what?
- For this.

 

Now, if I am not mistaken,
this means you have to come with me.

 

See, you're going to be a birthday gift
for Victoria, my true Iove.

 

But of course!

 

Nothing says romance Iike the gift
of a kidnapped, injured woman!

 

I'm not going anywhere with you.

 

Hurry. You should be
on your way now, Primus.

 

You must find the royal necklace
with the ruby before your brothers.

 

I should Iike to see you take the throne.
The first benevolent king.

 

I don't doubt Stormhold would be
a better place under your rule.

 

Really?

 

Well, that is fascinating.

 

- Don't you think, Tertius?
- Yes, indeed.

 

Prince Septimus! Tertius. Well... Well.
Well, well, I...

 

Since you're all here,
won't you join me in a toast?

 

What a very good idea.

 

To the new King of Stormhold,

 

whichever of you fine fellows
it might be.

 

To the new King of Stormhold.

 

You!

 

You really thought that you were king?

 

- You killed the Bishop?
- No, Primus.

 

I think you'II find that you killed the
Bishop by drinking out of the wrong cup.

 

Oh, Iook, when you finish wrestling
with your conscience,

 

may I suggest you return
to your chamber?

 

Leave the quest for the stone to me.

 

How have we Iived this way
all these years?

 

In my absence, I expect you to make it
fit for the queens we are.

 

When I return with our prize,
all of us shall be young again.

 

Never fear, my sisters.

 

I will not fail.

 

Don't you ever sleep?

 

Not at night.

 

May have escaped your notice, genius,

 

but that's when stars
have rather better things to do.

 

They're coming out, shining,
that sort of thing.

 

Yeah, well, it may have escaped yours,
but you're not in the sky anymore.

 

Coming out is off the agenda.

 

Shining has been suspended
until further notice.

 

Oh, and sleeping during the day
is O-U-T.

 

Unless you have some magical ability
to sleep while you're walking.

 

Have you not got it
into your thick head yet?

 

I'm not walking anywhere!

 

Fine.

 

Sit in a crater.
I've had enough of you anyway.

 

I was gonna put you back in the sky
once I'd brought you to my Victoria,

 

but clearly, you'd rather sit on your own
in the middle of nowhere forever.

 

And just how were you planning
to get me back to the sky?

 

I find the fastest way to travel
is by candlelight.

 

- You've got a Babylon candle.
- Yeah, I have a bubbling candle.

 

- A Babylon candle.
- That's what I said.

 

You said "Bubbling."

 

Anyway, I was going to give
what's Ieft of it to you.

 

Well, that barely has one use Ieft.

 

So be grateful I'm not using it right now
to get us both back to the wall.

 

Unless you have a better way of
getting yourself home.

 

Fine!

 

Help me up.

 

AII right. AII right. I'm helping.

 

And you are gonna have to walk
quicker than that.

 

Otherwise, I'II never get you back
to Victoria in a week.

 

Don't push your Iuck.

 

Don't take Iess than a florin for him,
Bernard! You understand?

 

- Yes, Mother.
- No dilly-dallying!

 

And don't even think of stopping at the
tavern, Bernard, or you'II be sorry!

 

A florin for your goat, boy.

 

Oh.

 

He's a bit small to pull your cart.

 

You're quite right.

 

That's much better.

 

Bernard!

 

Bernard!

 

Get on!

 

Who goes there?

 

What do you want with me,
a poor old flower...

 

Oh, do shut up. I know what you are

 

and I swear by the ordinances of the
sisterhood to which we both belong

 

that I mean you no harm this day.

 

I wish to share your meal.

 

Well, one can never be too careful.
Sit down. I'II get you a seat.

 

- Anything else?
- Nope.

 

What's it to be?

 

Heads or tails?

 

Heads.

 

So, stranger,

 

where are you headed off to
on this fine day?

 

I seek a fallen star.

 

She fell not far from here.

 

And when I find her,
I shall take my great knife

 

and cut out her heart
while she still Iives.

 

And the glory of our youth
shall be restored.

 

Fallen star?

 

That's the best news I've had in ages.

 

I could do with Iosing
a few years meself.

 

So whereabouts did you...

 

Limbus grass!

 

You dare to steal truth from my Iips
by feeding me Iimbus grass?

 

Do you have any idea what a big
mistake you've made, Ditchwater Sal?

 

How do you know my...

 

- Who are you?
- Look again.

 

I shall not seek the star,
Your Dark Majesty. I swear.

 

Seek all you wish.

 

You shall not see the star, touch it,
smell or hear it.

 

You will not perceive her
even if she stands before you.

 

Pray you never meet me again,
Ditchwater Sal.

 

Oh, right. So Iet me get this straight.

 

You think you know
we're going the right way because...

 

And I quote, "I just do."

 

I do, though. I don't know why.

 

Maybe it's my Iove for Victoria
guiding me home.

 

- PIease.
- Yvonne, whether you Iike it or not...

 

Yvaine! My name is Yvaine, so...

 

How many times do I have to...

 

Would you...
Would you please slow down?

 

Yes, yes.

 

Look, we're...
We're going north, all right?

 

The wall's north.

 

And if you Iook up in the sky,
even during the day, you can see the...

 

The evening star. That's so weird.

 

That's funny. Hilarious.
My sides are splitting.

 

No, I'm being...

 

Wait that... That was you! Really?

 

What... What are...

 

- What are you doing?
- What does it Iook Iike I'm doing?

 

- Sitting down. I'm tired.
- PIease don't do this again.

 

We agreed we'd stop off
at the next village to eat and rest.

 

Come on, Tristan. It's midday.

 

I never stay up this Iate!
Just, please, Iet me sleep!

 

Okay, you... Well, then I'II... You sleep.
I'II go and get something to eat.

 

What are you doing?

 

What does it Iook Iike I'm doing?
I'm making sure you don't run away.

 

Your Highness, the soothsayer,
as you requested.

 

South, you said.

 

South we went.

 

Still no stone.

 

Do you now propose
we start swimming?

 

Sire, I've merely relayed to you
what the runes have told me.

 

I can do no more.

 

Well, consult them again.

 

Wait.

 

Before we seek the stone,
I have another question.

 

Am I the seventh son?

 

Yes.

 

Another question.

 

Is my favorite color blue?

 

Yes.

 

Has excessive begging or pleading
ever persuaded me

 

to spare the Iife of a traitor?

 

What does that mean?

 

- That means no.
- Good.

 

Throw them again.
This time, throw them high.

 

Do you work for my brother?

 

So, do we continue west?

 

Tristan?

 

Who's there?

 

Tristan, is that you?

 

It's not funny.

 

Tristan?

 

Come on.

 

Be careful how much magic
you use, sister.

 

It's beginning to show.

 

One goat and a small enchantment.
Hardly extravagant.

 

Well, even using the ring
will take its toll.

 

Better you call on us only in dire need.

 

And use your runes
to Iocate the star yourself.

 

I used them and she should be here.

 

But now
they're just telling me gibberish.

 

It is because you must stay
where you are, my sister.

 

She is coming to you.

 

Oh, be warned, Lamia.
Delicacy is needed.

 

Misery has drained her.
She's barely shining.

 

Set a trap that ensures her heart
is glowing before you cut it out.

 

Yvaine! Yvaine!

 

Oh, you idiot.

 

You shall become human.

 

You are Billy, the innkeeper.
I am your wife, and you're our daughter.

 

Now, make everything ready.
Our special guest will be here soon.

 

I mean, who's to say he'd have even
kept his promise about the candle?

 

I just refuse to believe
he's the only person in Stormhold

 

who could've helped me.

 

Going on and on and on.
Just "Victoria this" and "Victoria that."

 

Tristan?

 

Please protect our sister, Tristan.

 

Yvaine is in grave danger.

 

The unicorn came to help her.

 

But now they're heading into a trap.

 

No star is safe in Stormhold.

 

The last to fall, 400 years ago,

 

was captured by the same witches
who seek Yvaine now.

 

They tricked her,

 

cared for her,

 

and when her heart
was once more aglow,

 

they cut it from her chest

 

and ate it.

 

There's no time to waste.

 

A coach is coming.

 

By any means possible,
you must get on it.

 

Run.

 

Whoa!

 

If Septimus insists on sending a boy
to do a man's job...

 

No, no, no, wait, please!

 

I don't know a Septimus.
I just need a Iift.

 

Look at me, Iook at me.
I'm unarmed. PIease.

 

PIease, Iet me ride with you.

 

I'm afraid that's impossible.
I'm on a quest of enormous importance.

 

Well, then all the more reason
to take me with you.

 

There may come a time when you need
a second pair of hands. Sir?

 

PIease. Maybe providence sent me
to you just as it sent you to me.

 

- Get on.
- Oh, yes. Thank you.

 

Goodness me, my dear.
Come in out of this wretched rain!

 

We have food and drink, a warm bed
and plenty of hot water for a bath.

 

How do you Iike your bath?
Warm, hot or boil-a-Iobster?

 

I honestly don't know.

 

Then Iet me choose for you,

 

and I'II have my husband
take your horse to the stable.

 

Billy?

 

Now, Iet's get you out
of your wet things, shall we?

 

Feeling better?

 

Much. Thank you.

 

The warm water's actually done me
a world of good.

 

You see?
The powers of a nice, hot bath.

 

And your Ieg? Any improvement?

 

That is extraordinary.

 

It's the very Ieast I could do.
I'm just glad you're feeling better.

 

You seem happier in yourself, too.

 

I do feel happier. Less troubled.

 

Wonderful.

 

Nothing Iike a nice soak
to warm the cockles of your heart.

 

Now, I'm only a simple innkeeper's wife,

 

but I've been told
I have a healer's hands.

 

I'd be glad to give you a massage.

 

What's a massage?

 

Never had... Well, bless my soul.

 

Nothing Iike a massage to send you off
for the finest and deepest night's sleep.

 

I do have trouble sleeping at night.

 

Lie on your back, dear.

 

Why not close your eyes?

 

You'II drift off better that way.

 

Hello!

 

Service!

 

Maybe we should carry on
and try the next inn,

 

especially if this stone is as close
as your runes say.

 

I'II give it one more try.

 

Relax here, my Iove.

 

I'II be back just as soon as
I've taken care of this customer.

 

At Iast. We require accommodation.

 

PIease help my friend
take the horses to the stables.

 

Hello!

 

Oh.

 

I'm accustomed to better service,

 

but you're awake now
and that's what counts.

 

Prepare your best room.

 

- She got the stone.
- Stone, stone.

 

I'II thank you not to bother my guest, sir.
I am the Iady of this inn.

 

GIass of wine?

 

No, no, no, no, no.

 

No.

 

Until my brother is dead,
I have vowed to drink only my own wine.

 

Though my friend in the stables
might be glad of a drop.

 

Your best room, perhaps?

 

Of course.

 

I'm sorry. I presumed that...

 

Traveling alone, are you?

 

I've just stabled my four black stallions
and my carriage.

 

Well, I say mine.
It belonged to my Iate father.

 

Thank you.

 

That's so kind, thank you very much.
My name's Tristan. What's yours?

 

Bernard.

 

There was not a horse or beast
he could not master.

 

So much so that in his youth,
he took to riding a camel,

 

which was comical.

 

When he passed,
the carriage came to me.

 

She's got the stone!

 

- She's got it!
- She's got it!

 

And it's the Iargest in all of Stormhold,
so they say.

 

How nice for you. If you'II excuse me.

 

Wait.

 

That stone you're wearing. It can't be.

 

- Oh, finally.
- Yeah, good, well done, yes, sir.

 

- Well done.
- Sweet.

 

Come here. Let me see it.

 

You have no idea
what you're meddling with.

 

I am Primus, the first born of Stormhold
and I demand that you bring it to me!

 

Bring me the stone! Now!

 

Prince Primus! Don't touch anything
they give you! They tried to...

 

- Are you all right?
- Billy!

 

Get him!

 

The burning golden heart
of a star at peace

 

is so much better
than your frightened Iittle heart.

 

Even so, better than no heart at all.

 

Yvaine?
Hold me tight and think of home.

 

No!

 

- What the hell did you do?
- What did I do? What did you do?

 

"Think of home!" That was a great plan!

 

You thought of your home
and I thought of mine

 

and now we're halfway between the two!

 

Oh, you stupid cow!
What did you think of your home for?

 

You just said "home"!

 

If you wanted me to think of your home,
you should have said!

 

Some crazy Iady
was going to cut your heart out

 

and you wanted
more specific instructions?

 

Perhaps you'd Iike it in writing!
Or a diagram, maybe!

 

Look, Captain Shakespeare!
Caught ourselves a Iittle bonus!

 

A couple of Lightning Marshals!

 

They don't Iook
Iike Lightning Marshals to me.

 

Why else would anyone be up here
in the middle of a storm?

 

"Why else would anyone be up here
in the middle of a storm?"

 

Well, Iet's think.

 

Maybe for the same godforsaken reason
we are!

 

Now, who are you?

 

Let's see if a night on our Iovely brig
will Ioosen their Iips!

 

- Get them in the brig!
- You heard the man! Let's go!

 

Get them into the brig and the rest of
you dirty dogs, back to work!

 

We've got Iightning to catch! Come on!

 

- They're going to kill us, aren't they?
- I don't know.

 

You know, it's funny. I used to watch...

 

I used to watch people
having adventures.

 

I envied them.

 

You ever heard the expression,
"Be careful what you wish for"?

 

What? So ending up with my heart
cut out, that'II serve me right, will it?

 

No. No, I didn't...
I didn't mean it Iike that.

 

Look, I admire you dreaming.

 

Shop boy Iike me,

 

I could never have imagined
an adventure this big

 

in order to have wished for it.

 

I just thought
I'd find some Iump of celestial rock

 

and take it home, and that would be it.

 

And you got me.

 

If there's one thing I've Iearned
in all my years watching Earth,

 

it's that people aren't
what they may seem.

 

There are shop boys

 

and there are boys who just happen
to work in shops for the time being.

 

And trust me, Tristan,
you're no shop boy.

 

You saved my Iife. Thank you.

 

Well, well, well.

 

The Iast brother dead.

 

Which means that I'm king.

 

I'm king!

 

Not yet, brother.

 

Damn. I still need the stone.

 

- Your brother doesn't have it?
- Well, why don't you find out?

 

Where is my stone?

 

I don't...

 

The man, see, your brother...
I heard him speak of a stone.

 

Yeah. The girl had it. The girl had it.

 

- What girl?
- I don't know.

 

A girl. She got away.
Because this was a trap set up for her,

 

but your brother,
he come just straight into it.

 

A trap? Set by who?

 

A woman you should pray
you'II never meet.

 

She's...

 

She's gone.
She took your brother's carriage.

 

This woman wanted my stone?

 

No. She wanted the girl's heart.

 

She said the girl was a star and
she wanted to cut out her heart and...

 

Eat it?

 

Oh, my God.

 

Do you have any idea what this means?

 

Everlasting Iife.

 

King forever.

 

It's not here, sire.

 

This idiot's coming with us.

 

- Ask again.
- We have asked again

 

and the answer is still the same.
She is airborne!

 

Well, she can't remain so forever.

 

Inform me
as soon as she touches ground!

 

Immediately! Do you understand?

 

Watch your tongue, sister!
It is you and not we who've Iost her.

 

Lost her and broken the knife!

 

Even if you apprehend her,
how will you complete the deed?

 

Perhaps you should return now
and one of us set out in your place.

 

Don't be absurd.

 

I'II bring her home
and deal with her there.

 

Be sure everything is ready
for our arrival.

 

Tell me about Victoria then.

 

Well, she...

 

There's nothing more to tell you.

 

Because the Iittle I know about Iove
is that it's unconditional.

 

It's not something you can buy.

 

Hang on.
This wasn't about me buying her Iove.

 

This was a way for me
to prove how I felt.

 

And what's she doing to prove
how she feels about you?

 

Well...

 

Look, Yvaine, you'II understand
when you meet her. AII right?

 

Provided we don't get murdered
by pirates first.

 

Murdered by pirates.
Heart torn out and eaten. Meet Victoria.

 

I can't quite decide
which sounds more fun.

 

We've Iocated the sky vessel.

 

It's headed north
for the port town on Mount Drummond

 

and you are no Ionger
the only one seeking the star.

 

There's someone following your tracks!

 

A witch? A warlock?

 

A prince and he's catching you up!
Get a move on!

 

So, this is the part where you tell me
who you are and why you're up here.

 

Or I'II snap her pretty Iittle fingers
one by one Iike dry twigs!

 

My name is Tristan Thorn.

 

- This is my wife, Yvaine.
- Your wife?

 

Far too young and radiant
to belong to just one man!

 

It's share and share alike
aboard my vessel, sonny boy!

 

If you dare even touch her...

 

You may think you're showing
a Iittle spirit in front of your Iady friend,

 

but if you talk back to me again,
I'II feed your tongue to the dogs,

 

you impertinent Iittle pup!

 

- Sir?
- Better! But still interrupting.

 

Let's see.
A hanging's always good for morale!

 

Maybe we'II watch you dance
a gallows jig!

 

Or perhaps I'II just tip you over the side
and have done with it!

 

It's a very Iong way down.

 

PIenty of time to reminisce
about your pitifully short Iives.

 

PIease, Iook, we're just trying
to make our way home,

 

back to a place called Wall,
where I come from.

 

What did you say?

 

I said we were trying to get home
to Wall.

 

That's one Iie too many, my son.

 

- Wall?
- Shut up.

 

What's he saying?

 

Thought you could just wander
onto my patch, did you?

 

- He is. Yeah, he's gonna...
- And Iive to tell the tale?

 

AII right, go, on the deck, on the deck,
on the deck! Now, go, go, go!

 

Big mistake, Mr. Thorn!
And the Iast one you'II ever make!

 

- No! No! You brute!
- Come... Come on!

 

- You murderer! You pig!
- Come on! Get up! Get up!

 

I'm taking the girl to my cabin,
and mark my words,

 

anyone who disturbs me
for the next few hours

 

- will get the same treatment!
- What? You'II...

 

No, you idiot!
I'II sling you over the side as well!

 

Oh, yeah.

 

Captain's busy. So should you be.

 

Get in there, wench!

 

So, that went well, I thought.

 

Now, tell me news
of my beloved England.

 

I want to hear absolutely everything.

 

Hang on.
I can't believe your crew fell for that.

 

And where in God's name
did you get that mannequin from?

 

Oh, it works every time.

 

An ounce of bargaining,
a pinch of trickery,

 

a soupcon of intimidation, et voila!

 

The perfect recipe
for a towering reputation

 

without ever having to spill
one drop of blood.

 

Ever try to get blood stains out
of a silk shirt? Nightmare.

 

Right. I still don't understand
how they won't recognize me.

 

Tristan, dear boy, when I'm done,

 

your own mother won't recognize you.

 

Now, we've no time to waste.

 

We have only two hours
before we make port.

 

First and foremost...

 

It'II be so good to see you
out of those dreary clothes.

 

So very small-town errand-boy.
Howlingly parochial.

 

Here. Tres you.

 

I wore it as a younger man.
I hate to throw anything away.

 

You know the day you do,
it'II come back in fashion,

 

be oh, so de la mode.

 

Now, you, darling.

 

I have some Iovely dresses.
Take your pick.

 

Oh, no, really, I'm fine.

 

Honey, you're wearing a bathrobe.

 

Now, England, England.
I want to hear everything.

 

- You're not from England.
- Oh, no, sadly, no.

 

But from my earliest youth,
I Iapped up the stories.

 

People always told me they were
nothing more than folklore,

 

but my heart told me they were true.

 

As a boy, I'd scurry away
from my father at the market

 

while he did his deals
just to peek over the wall,

 

dream of, perhaps, crossing it one day,
seeing England for myself.

 

Really? So you...
You were here Iooking over there.

 

Oh, yes.

 

- Hair.
- Hair?

 

Mind you, I did my best to fit in.

 

Tried to make my father,
Captain Ghostmaker, proud.

 

Forged a decent reputation
as a ruthless marauder

 

and cold-blooded killer.

 

But my father died.

 

I always promised him
I'd take over the family business,

 

keep the old girl flying.

 

You have no idea the Iightness
it brings to my heart

 

being able to confide in you
charming young people.

 

The pressure of maintaining the
whole Captain Shakespeare persona

 

for the sake of the crew, I don't know.

 

Sometimes...

 

You see, I'm very much
a man of my own creation.

 

Even chose the name specially.
Took me ages.

 

See, I'm thinking
Iegendary British wordsmith.

 

My enemies and crew are thinking,
"Shake! Spear!"

 

It's Iittle things Iike that make me happy.

 

I don't understand that.

 

Surely it would make you happier
just to be yourself.

 

Why fight to be accepted by people
you don't actually want to be Iike?

 

Yeah.
Why would anyone do that to himself?

 

Exactly.

 

Port ahoy! Ready the Iightning barrels!

 

Hurry up.

 

Yeah. Doesn't seem very fresh.
I'II be honest.

 

Shall I give you a Iittle taste,
young Ferdinand?

 

No, no. Oh, there you go.

 

Brilliant. Like they're cheap.

 

I think it's still crackling,
very much alive, still tres fresh.

 

- So, name your best price.
- For 10,000 bolts?

 

Ten thousand bolts
of finest quality grade A.

 

Yeah, but it's difficult to shift,
isn't it? Difficult to store.

 

If I get the Revenue Men in here
sniffing round, what's the...

 

Best price, 150 guineas.

 

Gentlemen, put the merchandise
back onboard and prepare to sail.

 

Gentlemen, put the merchandise
back onboard and prepare to sail.

 

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Ferdinand, always a pleasure.

 

Hold on. Hold on. One minute.
Hold on, cuddles.

 

- Oh, he's...
- One-sixty. One-sixty.

 

Seeing as I'm feeling
particularly generous today,

 

I'II settle for 200.

 

Two hundred? Okay.
You're having a Iaugh.

 

Have you had your head in that?

 

Has he been sailing up
where the air's too thin?

 

- You're being very rude.
- Not anymore.

 

- Two hundred.
- One-eighty.

 

- Two hundred.
- That's not negotiation.

 

I'm changing my number.
One-eight-five.

 

- Did I hear 200?
- From you, you did. Yeah.

 

- You said 200.
- If I did, you're a ventriloquist.

 

Okay, one-nine-five. Final offer.

 

One-nine-five it is.
So, with sales tax, that's, Iet's see, 200.

 

Brilliant. Put it in the back.

 

Unbelievable. Here.

 

Yes? Can I help you?

 

Nosy.

 

Have you heard any of these rumors
going round about a fallen star?

 

Everyone's talking about it.

 

You get your hands on one of them,
we can shut up shop. Retire.

 

- Fallen star?
- Yeah.

 

- Nothing on your travels?
- No.

 

Not even a Iittle sniff of a whisper?

 

Everyone's going on about it
down at the market.

 

Which market?
The market near the wall?

 

Yeah.

 

Well, Ferdy, you're wasting your time
Iistening to gossip

 

from the kind of pond scum
trading down there.

 

- Well, if it...
- Oh, my word! Speak of the devil.

 

Oh, yeah? What were you saying, then?

 

Oh, what a wonderful woman
you are, Sal.

 

How the world wouldn't be
the same place without you.

 

You Iook great.
You've had your feet done, haven't you?

 

But, you two, you have business
to attend to. Sal. Ferdy. Good day.

 

Come on.
I've got something new for you.

 

Captain Shakespeare.

 

Stand down!

 

Meet my nephew,
the fearsome buccaneer,

 

Tristan Thorn.

 

He'II be joining us for our journey home.

 

I have the perfect gift
to keep you amused on the way.

 

Oh...

 

Right, you Iazy dogs!

 

Let's get young Tristan
on his way home!

 

Touche.

 

I'm impressed.

 

Yvaine, I know what you are.

 

No, no. Have no fear.

 

No one on this vessel will harm you,
but there are plenty who would.

 

Your emotions give you away, Yvaine.
You must Iearn to control them.

 

You've been glowing
more brightly every day,

 

and I think you know why.

 

Of course I know why I'm glowing.
I'm a star.

 

- And what do stars do best?
- Well, it's certainly not the waltz.

 

- Now try.
- Okay.

 

- See?
- Very good.

 

Due west, you say?

 

And you're certain
he had a girl with him?

 

Yeah.

 

You're sure? Absolutely sure?
Sure you're not Iying?

 

I'd cross my heart if I had one.

 

- Brilliant.
- You'd better be telling the truth,

 

you two-faced dog.

 

I can get you one of them, actually.
Very good guard dogs.

 

They can watch the back
and the front door at the same time.

 

I can get you anything you want.

 

What are the chances of getting
a Babylon candle?

 

That one's slim.

 

AIthough, I did know a girl once,
if you know what I mean...

 

I'm a Iadies' man.

 

...who had a sister...

 

I think it was a woman.

 

Oh, she was terrible.
Face Iike a bag of frogs. Ugly frogs.

 

Enough.

 

Hold on tight!
The Captain's at the helm!

 

So there's the road you'II need for Wall.

 

Good Iuck on your journey home,
Yvaine, wherever that may be.

 

And good Iuck to you, Tristan,
with your Victoria.

 

Oh, how can we ever thank you enough
for your kindness?

 

Don't mention it.
No, seriously, don't mention it.

 

Reputations, you know.
A Iifetime to build, seconds to destroy.

 

Oh, and Tristan, just remember...

 

Just think about it.

 

Well, give my regards to England.
It's been a pleasure to meet you both.

 

Mind you don't wear that wench out,
Captain Tristan!

 

What did he say to you?

 

What did he say when?

 

Just then. When he whispered to you.

 

No... No, he... He was just saying
we should use the Iightning

 

to get you a Babylon candle.

 

Barter for it, you know.

 

For the Iast time, where is the girl?

 

The girl with the stone!
Where did she go?

 

- Are you mocking me?
- No...

 

'Cause if you are, believe me,
you have seconds to Iive!

 

What a freak.

 

CIean this thoroughly.

 

Bollocks.

 

If you have quite finished
squandering your magic

 

on your rather
counterproductive beauty routine,

 

you might Iike to know that
the star has returned.

 

She's back on Iand.

 

I know, damn it.
I couldn't reach the Iake in time.

 

No matter. We have found her.
She is on the road to the village of Wall.

 

If you take the shortcut
across the marshes,

 

you should arrive in time
to intercept her.

 

Yvaine.

 

- Are you trying to break my Ieg again?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

 

I just... I can't risk people seeing you.
I don't trust anyone.

 

But at this rate, if we keep stopping...

 

Yvaine. We're making good time.
Just Ieave it a minute.

 

Aren't you tempted?

 

Tempted? By what?

 

Immortality.

 

Let's say it wasn't my heart.

 

Not me. Just a star you didn't know.

 

You seriously think I could kill anyone?

 

I mean, even if I could...
Everlasting Iife?

 

I imagine it would be kind of Ionely.

 

Well,

 

maybe if you had someone
to share it with.

 

Someone you Iove.

 

Maybe then it might be different.

 

Come on, I think we're safe.

 

Now remember, Captain Shakespeare
has a fearsome reputation.

 

- What the hell is this?
- What are you doing here?

 

My name is Prince Septimus.

 

And you're going to tell me
where I can find the girl.

 

AII right, twinkletoes.
I'm gonna count to three. One, two...

 

You know, you sort of glitter sometimes.
I just noticed it. Is it normal?

 

Let's see if you can work it out
for yourself.

 

What do stars do?

 

Attract trouble?

 

That's... AII right, I'm sorry.
Wait, I'm sorry.

 

AII right, Iet me... Let me...
Do I get another guess?

 

Is it... Do they know exactly how
to annoy a boy called Tristan Thorn?

 

- How Iong will that take?
- Maybe two days.

 

But we don't have two days.
Victoria's birthday is tomorrow.

 

Yes, it is. Well remembered.

 

- Nice cup of Earl Grey.
- Get out, everybody. Get out.

 

Did he hurt you, Captain?

 

Did you tell him
where your nephew and the girl went?

 

So what's the problem?

 

It's my reputation.

 

No. No, no. Don't be silly. Nonsense.

 

It's all right, Captain.

 

We always knew you were a whoopsie.

 

- You'II always be our captain, Captain.
- Aye, aye, Captain.

 

Captain.

 

Yeah. Let's go, Iet's go.

 

Prince Septimus,
your men, they're dead.

 

Oh, really?

 

Go on!

 

I met that woman.
She's friends with the Captain.

 

He said she trades at the market
near Wall.

 

- We could hitch a Iift.
- Really? She's a friend of the Captain's?

 

- You sure?
- Yes, yes.

 

Wait! Sorry!
My name is Tristan Thorn. This...

 

That's my flower.

 

Eighteen years
I've been Iooking for that.

 

Give it to me now!

 

How dare you?
That was a gift from his mother!

 

Oh.

 

Perhaps I was mistaken.

 

It's all right.

 

It's obviously very valuable to you,
so you can have it

 

in exchange for what I need.

 

- A Babylon candle?
- And safe passage to the wall.

 

A Babylon candle?

 

Oh, no, no, no.
I don't deal in black magic.

 

Really?

 

Well, can you give us a Iift then?
To the wall?

 

Well, why didn't you say so
in the first place?

 

For that flower, I can offer you passage.

 

- Food and Iodging on the way?
- Safe passage.

 

I swear that you will arrive at the wall

 

in the exact same condition
that you're in now.

 

Do you have any idea what
manner of thing it was that you had?

 

Some kind of Iucky charm?

 

A very Iucky charm indeed. Protection.

 

In fact, the exact same thing that
would've prevented me from doing this.

 

- Oh, my God! What did you do?
- Much better.

 

You shall not see the star, touch it,
smell or hear it.

 

Though I'II keep me word.
You shall not be harmed.

 

There.
Food and Iodging just as I promised.

 

Would I be correct in thinking that
you can neither see nor hear me?

 

Then I'd Iike to tell you
that you smell of pee.

 

You Iook Iike the wrong end of a dog.

 

And I swear,
if I don't get my Tristan back as he was,

 

I'II be your personal poltergeist!

 

Tristan?

 

If you can understand me,
Iook at me now.

 

You know when I said
I knew Iittle about Iove?

 

Well, that wasn't true.

 

I know a Iot about Iove.

 

I've seen it.
I've seen centuries and centuries of it.

 

And it was the only thing that made
watching your world bearable.

 

AII those wars. Pain and Iies. Hate.

 

Made me want to turn away
and never Iook down again.

 

But to see the way that mankind Ioves.

 

I mean, you could search
the furthest reaches of the universe

 

and never find anything more beautiful.

 

So, yes, I know that
Iove is unconditional.

 

But I also know it can be unpredictable,

 

unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable

 

and, well,
strangely easy to mistake for Ioathing.

 

And

 

what I'm trying to say, Tristan, is

 

I think I Iove you.

 

My heart, it feels Iike
my chest can barely contain it.

 

Like it doesn't belong to me anymore.
It belongs to you.

 

And if you wanted it,
I'd wish for nothing in exchange.

 

No gifts, no goods,
no demonstrations of devotion.

 

Nothing but knowing you Iove me, too.

 

Just your heart

 

in exchange for mine.

 

The wall is one mile that way.

 

There. Though the walk might take
you a Iittle Ionger than normal.

 

Transformation tends to Ieave the brain
a bit scrambled for a while.

 

You...

 

Oh!

 

I warned you. Save your strength.

 

I've been so worried about you.

 

Victoria.

 

I think I preferred "Mother."

 

Come on. There's an inn over there.
Victoria's birthday's not till tomorrow.

 

I think you need a bath
and a good night's sleep

 

before you present me to her.

 

Come on. Come.

 

- Come on, Tristan. It's not that far.
- Okay.

 

- Excuse me?
- Oh!

 

- I think you're in my bath.
- Well, close your eyes!

 

I'm not... Honestly, I'm not Iooking.
Here, I'II turn away.

 

AII right, you can open them now.

 

Did you really mean
what you said in the caravan?

 

What I...

 

But... But you were a mouse!

 

You were a mouse! You wanted cheese!
You didn't...

 

I asked you to give me a sign.

 

And risk you being too embarrassed
to keep saying such Iovely things?

 

You want to know what the Captain
really whispered to me that day?

 

He told me that my true Iove
was right in front of my eyes.

 

And he was right.

 

Hey, guys! Guys, come on! Come on,
you got to come up and see this!

 

No, thank you.

 

- Pervert!
- Suit yourself.

 

- Ironic, isn't it?
- Yeah. What is?

 

Septimus will be here by the morning,

 

find the girl, get the stone
and be king forever.

 

So unjust.

 

Still, at Ieast we will be free.

 

You're very close.
She's in the market town.

 

One mile from the gap in the wall.

 

You speak as if this is good news.

 

Do I need to remind you that Wall
is not part of our universe?

 

If she crosses the threshold
into the human realm,

 

our star becomes nothing more
than a pitted Iump of metallic rock.

 

Then I suggest you hurry up!

 

What?

 

Oh, what do you want?

 

Sorry.
Can I have a piece of paper and a pen?

 

Ask me again
at a more reasonable hour.

 

No, I can't. I have to go.

 

Look,
if my friend wakes up before I get back,

 

- please, can you give her a message?
- Go on.

 

You know, that's the first time
I've ever slept at night.

 

I can't believe it.

 

Tristan?

 

Have you seen my friend?

 

He Ieft absurdly early.

 

He Ieft?

 

He told me to tell you
he's gone to see Victoria

 

because he's sorry,
but he's found his true Iove

 

and he wants to spend
the rest of his Iife with her.

 

What?

 

- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.

 

Hey! Hey, wait! Wait!

 

Happy birthday.

 

Tristan.

 

What happened to you?

 

I found the star.

 

I can't believe you did it.

 

Where's my star? Can I see it?

 

- Is it beautiful?
- Yes.

 

Well, it's awfully small.

 

Well, that's just a Iittle piece.
A token for your birthday.

 

Well... Well, then forget about the star.

 

It's not the star that I want.

 

You know what I want.

 

Yeah. I do.

 

You want to grow up
and get over yourself.

 

- Humphrey.
- Thorn.

 

You must have a death wish.

 

Humphrey. Humphrey, it's all right.

 

She's all yours.

 

You really are a perfect couple.
The best of Iuck to you both.

 

Well, why would I want this?
It's just a measly handful of stardust!

 

Yvaine?

 

She can't cross the wall.

 

Go on!

 

Stop! Stop!
If you go through there, you'II die!

 

What?

 

If you set foot on human soil,
you'II turn to rock.

 

Wretched slattern!
Where have you taken me?

 

PIanning to enter Wall, were you?

 

If death is what you wish, my dear,
I'd be more than happy to assist you.

 

Are you talking to me?

 

You. Small world.

 

Anyhow, no, I wasn't.
I was talking to the star.

 

What star?

 

My slave girl's no star.
Any fool can see that.

 

If she was,
I'd have had the heart out of her chest

 

a Iong time ago, trust me.

 

Trust you? Not a mistake
I'd be Iikely to make again.

 

What's it to be, Ditchwater Sal?
Heads or tails?

 

- Oh, God. Time to go.
- She's not going anywhere.

 

I think you'II find she is.

 

It's all right. You can come, too.

 

You can ride in the carriage or
be dragged behind it. Your choice.

 

What happened?

 

Be my guest. I quit.

 

Eighty years
I've stopped you people going out.

 

What I should have been worrying about

 

was those people
from the other side coming in.

 

AII right,
just tell me what happened!

 

What happened? Oh, where to start?

 

No!

 

Come on!

 

Go on!

 

The star!

 

And who else?

 

A slave for us. It will be nice to
have someone to help mop up

 

when we've finished with our Iittle guest.

 

Oh, good work, sister.

 

And just in time, I see! You Iook awful!

 

Who are you?

 

What business do you have here?

 

Septimus?

 

I knew your brother, Primus.

 

Unless you wish to meet him
in the afterlife,

 

I suggest you answer my question.
What are you doing here?

 

I might ask you the same thing.

 

There are four of them.

 

Do as I say and we may stand a chance.

 

Wait.
How do I know you can be trusted?

 

You don't. Why? Do you have a choice?

 

- No.
- Well, then, Iet's go.

 

Get off me! Get off!

 

- Una?
- Septimus.

 

- Una!
- Sister!

 

Tristan! No! Tristan!

 

I'm your... I'm your... I'm your mother.

 

I'm your mother.

 

- Rather well.
- Good riddance to you. Yes.

 

Oh!

 

Let's put out those flames.

 

Shall we?

 

So, what happens now?

 

We have to Iearn to Iive with each other.

 

Forever?

 

Let's get on with it.

 

Be the man that I know you are.

 

- Get outside.
- Okay.

 

Go.

 

- Tristan!
- Get him.

 

Get off!

 

Get out!

 

So, what's it to be, Prince Charming?
Frog or tadpole?

 

Septimus?

 

Tristan!

 

Youth.

 

Beauty.

 

It all seems meaningless now.

 

My sisters are dead!

 

Everything I cared about gone.

 

Go.

 

Go!

 

No!

 

I owe you thanks, boy.

 

What use was her heart to me
when it was broken?

 

And you got rid of my sisters
and now I can have it all for myself.

 

- Hold me tight and close your eyes.
- What? Why?

 

What do stars do?

 

Shine.

 

- Bravo!
- Yeah!

 

Very good.

 

Why didn't you do that earlier?

 

I couldn't have done that without you.
No star can shine with a broken heart.

 

I thought I'd Iost you.

 

But you came back.

 

Of course I did. I Iove you.

 

Come on.

 

Tristan.

 

The Iast surviving male heir
of the Stormhold bloodline.

 

It's you, Tristan.

 

But if he's the new King of Stormhold,
then...

 

I crown thee King Tristan of Stormhold.

 

Yeah!

 

My gift to you.

 

To you both.

 

Thank you.

 

They ruled for 80 years.

 

But no man can live forever,

 

except he who possesses
the heart of a star.

 

And Yvaine had given hers
to Tristan completely.

 

When their children and grandchildren
were grown,

 

it was time to light the Babylon candle.

 

And they still live happily ever after.