- Did you bring the beers?
Can you get a shot of downtown LA
Bye, LA!
The plan is to get,
All right?
- Is that OK with you?
- Yeah?
I swear I won't tell your mother.
Or... or Emma.
Don't tell her.
- I'll never say a word.
...divulge all of it or not.
All of the times that
All of the times when
- ...a little bit of...
You always gotta
Don't, don't fuck with me.
This is gonna be an epic journey.
and this is my best friend,
We're about to get laid.
At Disneyland?
You can get laid at Disneyland.
And when were you gonna tell me this?
I was gonna,
At... the Mexican border?!
- Yo! Yes! Yes!
- Donkey show in Tijuana!
- Tijuana! Yeah!
- Yo!
Truth or urban legend?
Urban legend, all the way.
No. It's the truth, baby.
All right, I say we hit
and we bang the first bow-legged hooker
- Screw that. I wanna get wasted.
Do you hear that, Mrs. Craven?
Dude, stop it. That's not cool.
- It's OK. It's OK.
- Little Stevie's gonna get wasted.
It's OK, Mommy dearest, we're gonna
Be cool. Turn it off.
Fuck, dude!
The fucking car, man,
I don't believe this!
Look at this shit!
Why don't we get the fuck outta here?
Turn the fucking camera off, dude.
Hey, Steven...
- I think I got it.
What was that?
It's Mexico, bro.
No, that's not the churches.
Whoa.
What the fuck is going on?
Who the fuck are you
The box.
Take it, it's yours.
- No.
You opened it.
- And we came.
We came for you, Nico.
We are the light in the darkness,
and paths to higher sensation.
Guardians of ultimate experience.
- Yes.
before we... say good bye to it forever?
to get your dick wet.
- Fuck yeah.
- Yeah.
- Should we... Should we...
I've picked your drunk ass up.
you've been looking for...
- For a rubber? Yeah?
get back to my sister.
Are we rolling?
My name is Nico Bradley
Steven Craven.
Multiple times over.
But we're not going to Disneyland.
I was gonna tell you at the border.
- No way.
- What?
- No.
- Bullshit. That shit's all fake.
the main drag in Tijuana,
we can find.
- Oh!
Steven wants to get wasted.
Not cool.
- Turn it off.
- No.
get his knob gobbled before midnight.
it's been jacked!
I don't fucking believe this!
- Show me.
Tons of churches.
and what do you want?!
Just get the fuck outta here.
- Nico!
Summoned us.
- Came for what?! Who the fuck are you?!